monsters in the closet
So, how did you sleep last night, Buttercup? Not good, Mommy. Why not? Because Buzz was all over me. Buzz responds: But, … Read more
doughnut
Yes. I deserve the doughnut, I ran 5 miles.
sleepy time
Breathe in, Breathe out. Like the ebb and flow of the ocean. Dreams swirling around the room. I sit in the dark … Read more
swimming with cheerios
Cheerio located. Spoon tracking. Swirling milk in pursuit. Spoon sneaking up from underneath like a submarine. Cornered Cheerio has no where to … Read more
i think i’m addicted
i’ve figured out that i have a caffeine addiction. it’s pretty serious and i am considering going to rehab. so if you … Read more
slimy chicken
In an parallel life, I live on a farm, have chickens and want to roast one for dinner. So I chase it … Read more
superpowers
Mommy? Yes. I put my bestest powers on you so you’re the wonderfullest mommy.
bad guy soup
Ingredients: 1 or more Bad Guys Hearts, livers and lungs Grits Tomatoes Wheelbarrows and watering cans Deer antlers Sugar and salt Flowers … Read more
meeting the new teacher
We walk in for the orientation, excited to meet the new teacher. I glance around the room and like what I see, … Read more