bad guy soup

Ingredients:

  • 1 or more Bad Guys
  • Hearts, livers and lungs
  • Grits
  • Tomatoes
  • Wheelbarrows and watering cans
  • Deer antlers
  • Sugar and salt
  • Flowers and leaves
  • Milk

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to 1 hundred, 1 million degrees.
  2. Put all in big, huge bowl.
  3. Get a big long stick and stir.
  4. Put in oven and cook for one minute.
  5. Take out and put in cooler.
  6. When ready to eat, pour into bowl and enjoy!